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zip up, trunk and haul out the wrapped object they were carrying. I'm soured. JERRY: So, set it up. she An elated George leaps around the corner, kicking a cab's door closed Bob continues to muse over some of the work in front of him, giving no Jerry and George are ejected from the Friars Club. Kramer is asleep on Jerry's couch. Robert Martin Robinson (Maitre 'd) in It was written by Peter Mehlman and directed by Tom Cherones. [Theatre, Backstage] Meanwhile, Elaine suspects that a new co-worker (Rob Schneider) is faking a hearing disorder to get out of doing work. KRAMER: (prodding Jerry) C'mon buddy. What'd he do? Hallie reaches inside the door of Dressing Room 3 and pulls out a jacket GEORGE: (to Jerry) Oh, get outta here. There's an empty seat beside Hallie. if he couple of bits of card. BOB: (cupping his hand behind his ear) I..I'm sorry. apartment. I guess I woke up! GEORGE: You're soured? Was nice. visit. Just the four of us. JERRY: Well, I'm a prospective member. GEORGE: (smiling) Ho ho. day. into Okay, bye. of The audience applaud. I got Elaine leans over to the guy sitting on the other side of her from Bob. [Jerry's Apartment] head You gotta help me. over Did you see that, Jerry? something? Check out the scripts now! said SANDOS BROTHER 1: Please, take off your jacket. “The Virgin” is the tenth episode of season four of Seinfeld, and the 50th overall. Kramer has closed his eyes and fallen asleep while leaning on the counter January 2. As he finishes his speech, he tosses the jacket out of the box and into GEORGE: (pleased) Yeah, it is. SUSAN: (bright) George, we'll go. What are you some sort of an Elaine is sitting wearing the earpiece when the alarm sounds. busy here. He's carrying Jerry and George succeed in taking the jacket. hands it to the Sandos Brother. JERRY: (louder) Bob! I..I was in the audience earlier. (claps hands) So, let's go get some coffee, huh? Goodnight! thing you ever said was when you said Steve Kroft from Sixty Minutes is [Theatre] JERRY: (looking at Kramer) This is nice. the at our house Saturday night. George, Susan and Hallie, all make positive noises and comments. (fetches a spoon from the drawer) A restaurant that serves only Lisa Kushell (Connie) She never wants to leave Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. Written by: Spike Feresten . Where is all this coming from? The script and jacket are mounted on a 30 x 35-inch white panel. The door to 'Dressing Was that something, or was that GEORGE: (gleeful) Hehee. Over at one of the tables, the Sandos Brother who took Jerry's jacket JERRY: I'm sorry. JERRY: (pointing) And there's David Steinberg. shuffles away out of the box. (staring away) That kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal. George leaps onto the footing of a streetlight and spins on it, in For the character referred to as “The Virgin”, see Marla Penny. George finally thinks of something Jerry and George look mortified. What's the matter with you? "That is not my alarm going off. JERRY: (impassive) Ah, I'm a little turned off. The Gypsies)" He looks around, wide-eyed, George pushes open the door and enters, still ebullient. HALLIE: (to Susan) Oh. Elaine looks confused. confused. Here’s a snapshot of all Seinfeld episodes, and a season-by-season episode guide to everyone’s favorite show about nothing! Bob smiles, gives Elaine a wink and leaves. time-honoured musical fashion. with Bob. toward the surface. Jerry closes the door behind him. Suddenly, the contents begin to Jerry removes his coat, to reveal he's wearing the crested jacket from [Street, New York] d' comes up behind Jerry and motions them to enter. guys we just saw leave Kramer's apartment climb out of the car. Kramer passes Jerry on his way to the kitchen. GEORGE: Ah. all gets dumped on me. ELAINE: Bob, you know what? JERRY: That was him? Alarm will sound'. hanger. I'm Kramer leaves and closes the door behind him. in [Friars Club Lobby] SANDOS BROTHER 2: (shaking his head apologetically) No. in a SACK!! Jerry stalks about as George sits on the couch. The maitre Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. GEORGE: Sure. I'm stuck. Meanwhile, Elaine suspects that a new co-worker (Rob Schneider) is faking a hearing disorder to get out of doing work. I need it to become a member. these seats? the alarm goes off. minutes, alright? As Elaine speaks, Peterman walks past the open door. The season ran for 22 episodes and was the last season with Larry David.. Like Season 4, the episodes in Season 7 are loosely connected in a season-long story arc. JERRY: Yeah. Kramer is dumped into the Hudson River in a sack.] ELAINE: (dropping the sexy voice) Anything getting through? GEORGE: Sure, sure, sure, sure. Sh..! (gestures with his hand) I feel like Lincoln. 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. this squirm GEORGE: (worked up) Because if she gets it back, then you'll have no reason to GEORGE: It's a little unusual. You think you could Connie goes back into her apartment. Along the corridor comes the Sandos Brother who took Jerry's jacket. The Sandos Brother at the door turns to the other two an rattles off a The audience clap, as do George, Susan and Hallie. idiot? As they wait, they're people-watching. GEORGE: (high-fiving) Hey! HALLIE: (flat) I'll see you at the wedding. jacket. SUSAN: So, what colour? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. JERRY: Alright. JERRY: Hey. Bob continues to be oblivious to Elaine. Meanwhile he is also excited because Jerry is going to go out with Susan's best friend. HALLIE: Yeah. JERRY: Ready for lunch? and I dunno. My brain is mossy. lived Elaine picks it up, and it occurs to her that It's late at night, and her's is the only light on in the building. Bob stands at the urinal. JERRY: (to George) That might be the stupidest thing you've ever said. Seinfeld Episodes. BOB: Hey Elaine. [Theatre] Heidi Swedberg (Susan) (comes in) This is evolutionary. A big hopper. jacket slung over one shoulder. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. The four continue chatting happily. her. [Jerry's Apartment] MAITRE D': Come on. above his head in celebration. Remember (indistinct) wedding? I think I'll go home. Jerry, George, Susan and Hallie, sit round a table, eating. There's Flying Sandos Brothers magic show. not that hard She's great, isn't she? ELAINE: What d'you mean, sort of? I forgot to give it back. from Club. The detective shows his shield to Connie. JERRY: (examining) Hey George, you know what? HALLIE: Yeah. Bob continues to use the urinal, without reaction. question in some foreign language. ELAINE: Listen, there is something really suspicious about this guy. KRAMER: (laughing) He he, yeah. (listens) I can't. I been reading Rob Schneider (Bob) (quieter) Please. Jerry is on the phone, as George enters. GEORGE: (adamant) Ah, c'mon! Elaine stands and slaps Jerry on the chest with a bundle of papers. The Sandos Brother runs PAT: (dubious) You forgot to take it off? long pause, broken only by Susan sighing. membership. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Bob, and wonders about something. GEORGE: What? give river (he shakes cereal into the bowl) Alright, KRAMER: So, uhm, are you sure you don't wanna go to the movies? copy-editing for the new catalogue. Peggy Lane (Waitress) Jerry is trying to get into the Friars Club, but loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner there, at a performance of comedic jugglers that was "worked on" by Susan's friend. puts the jacket down on a table, as he and Jerry begin to hasten. to be sour. 25, 1996. Kramer stops, with the door open, and turns back to Jerry. JERRY: (louder) Hey!! ELAINE: (sexy) Ohh. You don't try and de-sour. (building to a shout) But I woke up in the Hudson SANDOS BROTHER 1: (to Jerry) Can't argue with that. It's almost like she doesn't wanna be seen with me. JERRY: Hey, Bob. It aired on March 7, 1996. The object sinks down into the water. What are you doing here? Bob's hearing-aid earpiece. ELAINE: (really doesn't want to know) Okay, Jerry, please, please. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Could she be an 'it'? JERRY: Yeah. ELAINE: Get a hold of yourself, Bob! [Hallway Outside Jerry's Apartment] 7 - 19. Of whom? As Jerry walks up to his door, Kramer's door opens and two guys emerge This is my audience. HALLIE: Don't worry. JERRY: Maybe she'll sweeten. Of course, New York has a lot to the KRAMER: You awake? [Elaine's Office, J. Peterman] Vacations together, movies together, dinner together. and One brother Jerry slams the door and Kramer jerks awake. collar trick? Jerry slowly crosses the room until JERRY: (indicates the bowl of cereal) No milk? ELAINE: Get offa me! JERRY: The manager. Jerry still doesn't wake. JERRY: I dunno how that guy gave us the slip at the Friars Club. fish. He GEORGE: Won't be a problem...(mumbles) The Sandos Brothers launch into the next part of their act. ELAINE: (shrugging it off) Oh. Peterman watches and listens, surprised. GEORGE: This is nice. (mumbles) tours. JERRY: It's not here. She's gonna get the jacket back. got a lotta work to do. Every I'm kinda swamped here. Directed by: Andy Ackerman . GEORGE: (animated) What're you kidding me? PAT: (probing) Excuse me, are you an entertainer? Still no reaction. GEORGE: (moody) Great! the edge of the box, after the jacket. carrying the Sandos Brother's jacket, looking sullen. well. Kramer tries to sleep only twenty minutes at a time. wanted to pick it up. with Jerry is trying to get into the Friars Club, but loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner there, at a performance of comedic jugglers that was "worked on" by Susan's friend. He John O'Hurley (J Peterman) JERRY: (sharp) I'll try! I saw it. Kramer tries to copy Leonardo Da Vinci's sleep patterns, but it doesn't work out the way he'd hoped. sandwich and a diet soda on her desk. A page for Seinfeld fans. rear. 04, 1996. (NOTE: Opening monologue is missing) [Setting: Night club] (Jerry is just now getting done with his act) JERRY: Thank you! Jerry has a hard time getting membership in the Friar's Club when the Flying Sandos Brothers take his jacket during a show. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. It is night. GEORGE: Isn't that the uh, Friars Club jacket? MAITRE D': C'mon, let's go. have me! BOB: Ah, could you repeat that? George is excited when Jerry starts dating Susan's best friend and they can double date together. He kicks his legs and Bob dives across KRAMER: Well, I, uh, I borrowed it last night and it got a little dirty. There's a definite KRAMER: Oh, it's uh, it's a bold adventure. arms It was really nice of Mr Peterman to give JERRY: She did? It this I think this crest is Kramer tries to sleep like Leonardo di Vinci, but ends up falling asleep at inopportune times. I didn't really talk to her. Meanwhile, George asks out a woman named … There is a knock at the door. idea. JERRY: Sorry, sorry I'm late. Hallie brings the jacket over to Jerry. JERRY: Well, he kinda moved his head, you know. Connie leans in and begins to kiss Kramer's neck. JERRY: She could be an 'it'. Kramer enters the room quietly Jerry pulls a face, helps himself to a sandwich and sits down, as Elaine Agrabah. Bob finishes what he has to do, and half-turns to find Jerry behind him. as two lines above are included - Thanks), 7.18 "The Friars Club (a.k.a. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kathy Griffin (as Sally Weaver), Estelle Harris (as Estelle Costanza), and Mark Metcalf (as Bob Cobb - the Maestro). George takes the hand of a female passerby and dances a few steps with Elaine struggles with him again. JERRY: (taking the jacket) Thank you. Kramer looks to one side, where he sees a large ferry bearing down on Jerry goes into the bedroom. JERRY: (smiling) I don't think so. Transcribed by Mohamel - July, 1999 ===== Broadcast: 4 Apr 96 . [Theatre] Bob looks delighted to be ensconced with Elaine. GEORGE: (to passerby) Hey, he-hah. the river and begins to sink. What? (foreign language) Azobar! Bob continues his necessary business. She's surrounded by piles PETERMAN: And I know you wouldn't be just having fun with his handicap. Oh my god, I thought you were... She strokes the side of his Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci. Kramer stomps away to his own apartment. You know what, we could have dinner at the Friars Jerry and George come round a corner in a dingy corridor at the theatre. toward Jerry and George. rail at the edge of the road, and heave it over the edge. best friend, Hallie? 2,637 talking about this. Help! The wheels are in motion. JERRY: What d'you call it? SANDOS BROTHER 1: (yelling) Help! Bob some quiet applause, which he acknowledges with a slight wave. Pat Cooper walks away from the guys. JERRY: I was just in the bathroom. Seinfeld (1989) - S07E18 The Friars Club - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. [Theatre, Backstage] The Flying Sandos Brother. JERRY: Well, it was either you or one of your brothers. I got all this free time on my hands, I dunno what — halo1k like, you know, a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends? FRIARS CLUB: It’s honor to speak with a true pioneer in the entertainment Industry. After a few seconds, it is opened Didn't they CONNIE: (defensive) I didn't do anything. It belongs to the Friars Club. (patting Jerry on the shoulders) How about I'm mossy, Jerry. Brothers who looks at Jerry, questioningly. George JERRY: Beautiful. Susan and Hallie. a hot date tonight with Connie. CONNIE: (horrified) Oh my god! peanut It splashes Summary: Jerry is being sponsored for membership to the Friars' Club, but things go awry when he accidentally walks off with their jacket. The Sandos Brother backs away from the advancing Jerry and George. the nervously out from in front of the automobile and back to the pavement. ahead of me. Jerry and George walk along backstage. JERRY: Yeahh. This time they break down “The Friars Club”, which first aired March 7, 1996 as part of season seven. I like just being here with you. Jerry takes the vacant seat. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! away Norman Large (Detective) George hurriedly (turns to the crowd) What do you say, back to you. The wedding is delayed until June. ELAINE: (pushing Bob away) Get offa me! [Elaine's Office, J. Peterman] KRAMER: (shouts) Connie! JERRY: Ahh, I'm, I'm kinda soured. KRAMER: God. Seven-thirty, alright? Jerry walks over to Elaine, who is working at her computer. I'm starting to unbutton. Hearing Elaine's You turn me on... GEORGE: The comedian, or the manager? Elaine goes back to work. ELAINE: ...so much. Seinfeld (1989) - S07E18 The Friars Club - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. ELAINE: Bob! She was successful. [Jerry's Apartment] KRAMER: (animated) Well, isn't it obvious? BOB: (to Elaine) Just wanted to say hi. Cosmo, wake up! You've had an hour and twenty minutes sleep in three days! Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! JERRY: Ohh, you got the jacket back. where he climbs from the shoulders into the box containing Jerry, George, dropped dead on top of me. JERRY: (downcast) No, I'm a little tired. The audience applaud appreciatively. CONNIE: (worried) Cosmo? KRAMER: W...It's four. SUSAN: Mmm. I think she drugged me, but she's a murderer and I'm calling Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 18: The Friars Club Summary: Jerry borrows a jacket to get into the Friars Club, but loses it at a dinner theater. JERRY: Actually, no. KRAMER: AAH! JERRY: (to Kramer) Thanks for that four a.m. wakeup call last night. Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. the KRAMER: Hey everybody. CONNIE: Cosmo? him. [Kramer's Apartment] JERRY: So, how'd your date work out with the mysterious Connie? [Friars Club Lobby] KRAMER: Oh, the one with the crest. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! like a stay of execution. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! “The Friar's Club” is the 128th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. JERRY: Alright. It originally aired on November 11, 1992. reply to the question, also in a foreign tongue, but clearly they don't KRAMER: (laughing to himself) Somehow I dozed off and woke up in a pile on a stands in the doorway. The Bob looks blank and fiddles with something behind his ear. us KRAMER: Well, what am I gonna do? George and Susan sit either side of a table, with coffee. slack PETERMAN: Ah, the tickets are for tonight. (throwing Bob back between the seats) KRAMER: Yeah, well, turns out that the master slept only twenty minutes George doesn't look like the prospect of coffee alone with Susan is something Here we go. JERRY: (standing) Alright, I'll see you later. Oh, on every block there's a gypsy! Azobar and EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. Elaine and Bob sit in the same box used by Jerry, George, Susan and Hallie. Connie heaves harder at Kramer, but he's still not moving or replying. HALLIE: (smiling) How embarrassing this must be for you. I'm telling you, I KRAMER: Oh, boy. That's not bad. GEORGE: Yeah. She doesn't want anybody else I was with Marie Antoinette in a dream last night, and she was on the him. JERRY: The other thing I love is when you're in the middle of a dream, ELAINE: (sexily) I want you so bad, Bob. the George begins trotting down the street. MAMA!! GEORGE: It's June. George looks round and sees something. okay? The Friars Club Mar. Jerry loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner at the Friars Club. a Why not because Jerry is bringing a date. bring the jacket back tomorrow. look at him. (subdued) I don't think this is the jacket. GEORGE: Look... Jerry grabs hold of the jacket and begins a tug-of-war with it. Isn't he funny? JERRY: (irritated) Great. joins MAITRE D': No problem. here. He's dead! Knock on my door, wake me up in twenty clapping his hands together. a It's Kramer does not respond. Rob Schneider was the first person to come to Mandel's mind for the part of Grossberg, since he had worked with Schneider on Saturday Night Live and had unsuccessfully tried to cast him as Ramon in "The Pool Guy". It's night, and Jerry lies in bed asleep. Jerry. Jerry peers [Conference Room, J. Peterman] JERRY: Oh, well, that's at the cleaners. GEORGE: (worried) Why not? Jerry looks past to where another couple of Sandos Brother are still Check! You'll de-sour, right? Jerry looks at the jacket they took, and notices something. It's June, June. entertaining some other guests. SUSAN: Oh, I can get you shoelaces tomorrow. air Jerry leaves. (hesitantly) Cosmo Kramer? GEORGE: Friars. Jerry has his jacket, and George Releasing the woman, George euphorically prances along, laughing and smiling. Jerry leads George and the girls up to a door marked 'Dressing Room 3'. Jerry shakes his head at Kramer's antics as he enters his apartment. disay! George, Susan and Hallie sit in a box overlooking the stage (just like JERRY: (urgent whisper) Elaine. She has a BOB: Thank you. floor CONNIE: (shocked) Kramer! Jerry sits, reading a paper, at the table. "The Friars Club" Andy Ackerman: David Mandel: March 7, 1996 () 718: 32.7: George successfully delays his wedding. I just JERRY: That doesn't sound right. GEORGE: (pointing to Jerry in joyous agreement) Ha-ha-hah. the He his attention is caught. Kramer moves to leave, but walks into the door with a loud thud. But I'd like to try that earpiece on, see if it's ELAINE: (slower and louder) I'm kind of swamped. We were all getting along so GEORGE: No, I uh... W..we could be like the Gatsbys. jacket-stealer join? Pat Cooper said he would put me KRAMER: Ooh. his George. [Friars Club Restaurant] high-fives him. GEORGE: Yeah. me for attempted murder. KRAMER: (sarcastic) Oh, yeah! GEORGE/SUSAN: Hey! Transcribed by Mark Brockbank Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. JACKIE: Attempted murder? Kramer opens the door and leans in. butter and jelly. KRAMER: Well, so, look, the cleaner said you could pick it up tonight Bob leans around the open door to speak. Now, that works out to two and a half extra days, that I'm Elaine takes a couple of steps into JERRY: (realising) Ohh, I don't believe this. two guys in the Muppets). sits at a computer, typing away at the keyboard. AAGH! PETERMAN: (slower and louder) Why don't you handle all the copy-editing? KRAMER: (pouring cereal) Oh yeah. do it. fancy Friars Club. The door slowly opens wide enough for George to lean into the room. Jerry enters. MAITRE D': Yes, Mr Seinfeld, but uhm, all gentlemen are required to wear It's June. GEORGE: Okay. JERRY: Well, he flinched, sort of. George, Susan and Hallie laugh at his little joke. JERRY: (deadpan) That must be some book. Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better. JERRY: Yeah, it wasn't ready on time. Bob is working at his desk, with his back to the door. her, This was the 18th episode for the seventh season. JERRY: It doesn't even belong to me. KRAMER: Yeah. JERRY: God, you're right. If you need to know what happens through a season-by-season snapshot, be sure to check it out. JERRY: Right. Jerry and Bob give embarrassed acknowledgement smiles. JERRY: No! JERRY: I'll try and de-sour. JERRY: Hey, Bobby, over here. [Theatre] of as if I didn't get married. belongs to the Friars Club. JERRY: Alright. JERRY: What'd she do? they are faced with the maitre d'. her sees JERRY: (looking after the guys) That nut is always up to something. Jerry and George walk into the Friars Club, but within a couple of strides ELAINE: (irked) I'm stuck here, editing the stupid catalogue, because A couple of people walk by, George raises a hand in greeting. As they do, a loud alarm bell begins to ring. Pages Businesses Arts & Entertainment Seinfeld: The Friars Club Page Videos HOLLY COW! Kramer heads for the door. Susan nods her comprehension, as George muses for a moment. down the hall. leaves. has a BOB: Hi. SANDOS BROTHER 2: Jacket? The main plot of the season was George Costanza and Susan Ross's relationship. SANDOS BROTHER 2: A..are you sure it was me? What'd you do? next Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. SANDOS BROTHER 1: And now, we say the magic word. with all this work. JERRY: Somehow? gave it You take my word for it. Funny. gypsies! different. JERRY: Well, one outta twenty thousand. smiling, looks at Jerry and raises his eyebrows quizzically. she was gonna get it back. They carry it away JERRY: You think he's faking? Best of all, she was best friends with George’s fiancée Susan. GEORGE: I love Juu-uuu-uu-uune! he's GEORGE: Brown. KRAMER: (quietly) Jerry. KRAMER: Oh, I got a lot of things in the hopper, buddy. Elaine succeeds in heaving Bob away from her. Jerry and George collide with him. She looks at him, angrily. these tickets. What jacket? GEORGE: The Friars Club? (insistent) I'm telling you, Jerry, George, Susan, and Hallie stand before the maitre d' of the rather George continues his joyful path along the sidewalk, with his hands raised find out. JERRY: I still don't know what that means. ELAINE: (whispers) Poor bastard. GEORGE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. GEORGE: (claps hands triumphantly) We might have an 'it'! One of the guys knocks at the door. office, and decides to try a different tactic. GEORGE: (animated) What're you talking about?! JERRY: Come on. Pat Cooper comes walking toward Jerry and George. He looks round, panicky and Right there. The Sandos Brothers set off running after Jerry and George. She wipes the earpiece on the lapel of [Monk's] ELAINE: Alright. Jerry introduces the gang to his new girlfriend, Marla, who happens to be a virgin. voice, MAITRE D': Until then, (pointing) that's the way out. Behind Jerry and George, the Flying Sandos Brothers appear. Elaine cocks her head on one Jerry arrives, wearing the crested jacket. And, I thought, Bob still doesn't react to Elaine. ELAINE: (hopeful) And? Are GEORGE: (neither does he) Yeah, well. HALLIE: Yeah. Jackie puts down his phone and looks glad to have escaped. [Jerry's Apartment] I heard every time Mr Peterman tries to assign him any work, he says he can't hear, Jerry snaps awake, sitting up and recoiling from the figure on his bed. (listens) I can't call the cops, 'cos Joey I'm telling you, I can coach for the NFL. might (pointing to crest) I kinda like this little thing JERRY: (giving in) Alright. GEORGE: This is very exciting. GEORGE: Don't be soured. It's Peterman begins to leave. HALLIE: No, it's not. Obviously, with her fingers. The Flying Karamazov Brothers (The Flying Sandos Brothers) ELAINE: So what? DETECTIVE: Okay, go ahead. They lug it for It's opened after a second, by one of the Sandos KRAMER: I don't know! Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! JERRY: (aghast) Four in the morning?! (frustrated) Where the hell is that jacket? guillotine, the blade came down, her head fell into the basket, it rolled I don't think so! KRAMER: You wanna rent a movie? Kramer breaks the surface with a splutter. JERRY: (into phone) Tell 'em I'll come down and talk to 'em. She's very concerned! GEORGE: (smiling) That is really nice. Jerry returns, wearing a blazer, with a crest on the breast pocket. never felt so fertile. Jerry and George run away, as the Sandos Brothers advance. KRAMER: P B and J's. Bob smiles, and holds his tie, as if he's been complimented on it. 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